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Headed to John Mullaney and Kristen Schaal's Comedy Central Presents Tapings!!!!

This one will be fun; I’ve been waiting for it all week! I’m bringing Abra and D’arcy.

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mary rambin is a boring snob

maryrambin:

I don’t care how quiet and affordable Brooklyn and The Valley are, I hate them both.

TSK TSK you tasteless monster!

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Why is McCain playing Right Now??

Wasn’t that a Clinton/Gore campaign song? Or just Gore?

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McCain you are a son of a bitch

muppetpants:

jackieheartsb:

shiningstar:

McCain, this whole ‘picking a woman’ thing is really, really low and an obvious ploy to snatch up all of Hillary’s supporters. I hope it backfires.

And with all due respect, Governor Sarah Palin, you’re an idiot. Jumping on a sinking ship isn’t the best thing to do at this point. I don’t know anything about your political stance yet, but best of luck to you trying to make that picture of senility look anything but. All the best in your bid for Vice President. I hope you get an unwanted pregnancy so you can see how fast that old fart will turn on you. Again, all the best.

The last couple sentences here are pure genius.

Their ignorance shines when they assume she isn’t pro-life.

Yup.

By inspirational contrast, Mrs. Palin, says of her new son, Trig: “I’m looking at him right now, and I see perfection. Yeah, he has an extra chromosome. I keep thinking, in our world, what is normal and what is perfect?” Three days after she gave birth, Mrs. Palin was back in her Anchorage office with her husband and Trig. “I can think of so many male candidates,” she tells the AP, “who watched families grow while they were in office. There is no reason to believe a woman can’t do it with a growing family. My baby will not be at all or in any sense neglected.” Says the governor of Alaska: “I will not shirk my duties.” Taking her stand for life as a holder of high political office is all the more valuable in the face of the termination of fetal lives as not worth continuing before they can speak for themselves. Mrs. Palin’s stand also puts a searching light on the growing “futility” doctrine in hospitals which is affecting people of all ages.

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willzone:

The greatest and worst voicemail message I have ever received.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Tumboys and Tumblettes….I give you McCanzee Cobdumb.

Oh look, a drunk dialed voicemail I left for my significant other has made its way to tumblr (gets intense around 2/3 through)!

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“You are the most unfunny person in comedy. I feel vindicated.” —

My Gf Mackenzie Cobdom to me on the phone moments ago. (via willzone)

this is a lie. will nubziada is a fucking liar.

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