- me: what do you think happens on the promenade at midnight?
- will: people get engaged or kiss
- me: right. avoid.
- will: where are you now?
- me: outside of key food......
- will: go meet someone in the cheese aisle
If you live in New York and are paying too much in taxes for your cigarettes, I would like to sell you 6 unopened packs of Parliament Ultralights for $40.
GET IN TOUCH.
We can negotiate price, but only if you’re entertaining about it.
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edit: thanks! you have contributed to the beautification of a morning M.A.D. meeting
- Dad: She's a nutcase!
- Me: I think that's a little strong
- Dad: Well if she's not a nutcase she's an ASSHOLE.
- Me: hahahah
- Dad: These are the kinds of people who bring civilizations down.