January 2010
December 2009
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Promenade, Nix.
me: what do you think happens on the promenade at midnight?
will: people get engaged or kiss
me: right. avoid.
will: where are you now?
me: outside of key food......
will: go meet someone in the cheese aisle
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Also: I think I quit smoking by accident
If you live in New York and are paying too much in taxes for your cigarettes, I would like to sell you 6 unopened packs of Parliament Ultralights for $40.
GET IN TOUCH.
We can negotiate price, but only if you’re entertaining about it.
lookmomblog atthe gmail
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When I came home tonight, I was drunk.
I have since sobered up.
In the time between (more on the early side), I made this very strange xmas greeting video to the tune of a classic Mariah Carey song.
Yup.
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go!
best brunch in Park Slope?
edit: thanks! you have contributed to the beautification of a morning M.A.D. meeting
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Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not;...
– my dad sent this today and I thought it was nice
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I Can't Deal
Dad: She's a nutcase!
Me: I think that's a little strong
Dad: Well if she's not a nutcase she's an ASSHOLE.
Me: hahahah
Dad: These are the kinds of people who bring civilizations down.
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