January 2010
December 2009
Promenade, Nix.
- me: what do you think happens on the promenade at midnight?
- will: people get engaged or kiss
- me: right. avoid.
- will: where are you now?
- me: outside of key food......
- will: go meet someone in the cheese aisle
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Also: I think I quit smoking by accident
If you live in New York and are paying too much in taxes for your cigarettes, I would like to sell you 6 unopened packs of Parliament Ultralights for $40.
GET IN TOUCH.
We can negotiate price, but only if you’re entertaining about it.
lookmomblog atthe gmail
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go!
best brunch in Park Slope?
edit: thanks! you have contributed to the beautification of a morning M.A.D. meeting
“Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful people with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent. The slogan ‘press on’ has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.” —CALVIN COOLIDGE”
—my dad sent this today and I thought it was nice
I Can't Deal
- Dad: She's a nutcase!
- Me: I think that's a little strong
- Dad: Well if she's not a nutcase she's an ASSHOLE.
- Me: hahahah
- Dad: These are the kinds of people who bring civilizations down.
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