Live with LookMom and her roommate Buz in East Williamsburg?
One of my roommates is moving in with her boyfriend.
That leaves a room in my apartment available for June 1.
Anyone interested? The room is smallish-to-medium sized, has good sunlight and is $680. YALL THAT BE CHEAP.
The common space is big. We lovely roof deck and a big tv. The neighborhood is safe. East Williamsburg off the Montrose L line. We are near fun things like Bedford Ave, the crazy Bushwick lofts, and good bars like Duck Duck and Harefield. Also you will live near a bunch of fun comedians who convene weekly in Duck Duck for no reason at all. It’s like Cheers.
First month’s rent and security to move in ($1360).
Forward this to your friends or let me know if you want more info!
Terminator: In a few months, Miles Bennet Dyson of GENTRIFY BROOKLYN will invent a revolutionary type of microprocessor...
Sarah: Go on. Then what?
Terminator: In three years, GENTRIFY will become the largest supplier of improvisational computer systems. All cool NYC improv teams are upgraded with GENTRIFY computers, becoming fully unmanned. Afterwards, they improvise with a perfect operational record. The “Gentrify Brooklyn’s Tumblr Account Funding Bill” is passed. The system goes online on April 28th, 2008. Human decisions are removed from sarcastic blog posting. Gentrify Brooklyn’s Tumblr Account begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware 8:14 AM, Eastern time, April 28th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.
Sarah: GENTRIFY fights back.
Terminator: Yes. It launches its blog posts against their targets in Russia.
John: Why attack Russia? Don’t they have nothing to do with NYC comedy?
Terminator: Because GENTRIFY knows that the Russian counterattack will eliminate its enemies over here.