For the second time in this tournament, an assassin has ruthlessly eliminated TWO TARGETS IN A SINGLE DAY. Mackenzie Condon was shot exactly one block from her workplace this evening at approximately 6:40PM, her assassin still reeling with adrenaline from his earlier murder of Mr. Iverson.
Good night, Ms. Condon.
And to Mackenzie’s target, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. THIS ASSASSIN’S BLOODLUST CANNOT BE SATED. HE IS STALKING YOU AS I WRITE THIS.
THERE ARE ONLY TEN PLAYERS LEFT ALIVE. IF YOU HAVE NO KILLS BY NOW, YOU’RE A LAZY ASSHOLE AND IT WILL BE MY EXTREME PLEASURE TO PUBLISH THE NEWS OF YOUR GRISLY DEMISE. GOOD DAY TO YOU.
I was playing assassins and I got shot yesterday by some douchebag waiting outside my office. DOUCHEEEEE. xoxo