September 2009
I Give Up
I can’t pack anymore. I’m confused by it.
I’m watching Mad Men until Lauren gets home and tells me what to do.
(waaaaaaaah)
August 2009
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Discussion of Footwear between Amicable Exes
Rob: ten dollars and free shipping: I'm buying these
www.simpleshoes.com/clearancedetails.aspx?g=null&productid=2193&model=Retire-Texas
Rob: wait a second no I'm not they're SUPER GAY
I'm glad I thought about that for a second.
I am buying the flip flop version, though, only eight bucks
Me: Look, we are no longer in a relationship so I don't give a shit what your shoes are saying about ME.
But do allow me to advise you against it.
You are a grown up, not a frat boy. Don't do it.
(Please also know that I recognize that my former neuroses about your foot apparel was at the same time shallow, ridiculous, and an early indicator that we should not date. God bless.)
(But that still doesn't mean I'm wrong.)
Rob: I bought the flip flops for $7.90, free shipping. Frankly I'm happy to
have another pair of size-15 footwear in my life. Even if I only wear
them while inside the Austin TX city limits, they will pay for
themselves eventually.
And while I knew your footwear neuroses were a little high-tension, I
appreciated them, as it is only through the efforts of women that I
ever look any better than I did the day before. God bless.
Me: Ok, but please understand that a 28 year old man wearing hemp footwear with Texas Longhorns on them is akin to Michael Jackson wearing a Peter Pan tee.
Go forth, and may you garner tons of college tail from these flops. I hope it ends better than Michael.
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Me: can I blog this?
Rob: ok but don't blog about me being like Michael in a Peter Pan tee.
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Moto/Dad Update
Like I said, Dad took me and Lauren to Moto.
He befriended all hipsters waiting for the bathroom and demanded to hear in depth explanations for their tattoos. They were totally into it.
The waiter was amused by him.
We had fried donuts and pudding. Separately. Maybe got drunk.
He told us stories about his Californian commune days. TMI TMI TMI TMI.
Then we witnessed a car wreck.
Fun night.
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allthelatestmoves:
katespencer:
The Avett...
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“Six years ago, I moved from Chicago to New York to work at Saturday Night Live....”
– Tina Fey (continuing the “improv rules are life rules” meme) (via Jen) (via anthonyking) (via katespencer)
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how do I have so much stuff?
I moved 6 months ago and I swear I got rid of everything I own. I don’t know how I still have so much stuff to get rid of. It’s awful.
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