2011 is upon us! Sure, it’s a real pip to go out on New Year’s Eve and party and dance and countdown a bunch of numbers til you kiss a stranger and blah blah blah. BORING. The real holiday is New Year’s DAY. Think of it: a holiday where you START hungover. You day can only get better!
And better it will get, because Gentrify is bringing you a show so epic that it will dominate the year before the year where all of those Mayans were like “watch out!”
BEN KISSELL - A great big, nude, New Year’s stand up baby!
RAGNAROCK - Their resolutions are all about YOU!
THE LAW FIRM - Vodka and ginger ale counts as champagne!
DEATH BY ROO ROO - Fresh out of Snooki’s New Year’s Eve ball!
and of course MADCAR, who will have literally just finished making out.
So shake the last of those champagne bubbles out of your head, drink a Pedialyte and get to Brooklyn, folks! The New Year’s Eve ball has dropped in Times Square every year since 1907… Aren’t we over this Eve shit yet?
Gentrify Brooklyn @ The Brooklyn Lyceum in Park Slope