Molly Lambert: Dorothy Dix's Dictates For A Happy... →
mollylambert: First. Make up your mind to be happy. Happiness is largely a matter of self-hypnotism. You can think yourself happy or you can think yourself miserable. It is up to you. Learn to find pleasure in simple things. If you can’t go to the opera, you can turn on the radio. Nail on your face the… oh SHIT
Assassins.: FIRST BLOOD: MACKENZIE GONE-DON →
nycassassins: Ladies and gentlemen, the first blood on this glorious battleground has been spilt. MACKENZIE CONDON, a comely young lady and third-year veteran to this brutal tournament, was shot exactly one block from her place of work, followed by her stealthy and exacting assassin, who wasted no time… HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED i left work and crossed the street and my assassin was...
STILL GRAND: INSPIRATION
at the end of this, my friend Arthur Meyer does an impression of Paul Giamatti on Jimmy Fallon. Here are things that happened to me last Saturday: 1. i dumped coffee on myself and (real) Paul Giamatti said “oh no” 2. Jimmy Fallon came to the show I cohost, Gentrify Brooklyn 3. Jimmy jumped on stage while Arthur was performing at Gentrify and called him Paul Giamatti just things...