Hello.
I work in comedy tv.
I force myself to twitter.
I perform comedy on stage.
I live in Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn, New York.
This started as a place for me to show my Mom things that are pretty for homes.
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Stores I Like/Note to Self:
Amy Perlin
Jayson Home
Marston House
Housingworks
Red Ticking
The Future Perfect
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UGLY AMERICANS is a new Comedy Central show that premieres March 2010.
Tonight a teaser is airing after South Park! Yay! This show is incredible — so hysterical and the animation is beautiful.
From The Apiary via CC Insider:
Ugly Americans is about a social worker who helps monsters adjust to living in New York and features the voices of Natasha Leggero, Matt Oberg, Randy Pearlstein, Mike Britt, Kurt Metzger, Rebekka Johnson, Pete Holmes, Julie Klausner, Larry Murphy and Michael Leon Wooley.
Click through to The Apiary for more sweet info!
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Should Outside Cats Wear Collars?
I just came upon a too-friendly-for-Brooklyn fat orange cat in my neighborhood. Although he had a creepy manface and cats are generally gross, he rubbed up on my leg so I pet him.
I noticed he had a fancy collar on, so I figured he was an inside cat and should probably be returned…right?
Also, if Lulu got out Lauren would lose her damn mind. Therefore I decided to burn through my Good Deed of 2009 and call the number on his glitzy brass tag.
Apparently manface is an outside cat who roams the neighborhood. And apparently I woke up his “owners” at the late, late hour of 10pm. Harrumph.
Do they only want to be called if the cat is hit by a car?
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That is all.
(…for the record, the owners were actually extremely nice and appreciative of my call but I still felt like a spaz and wish I hadn’t wasted my good deed on this scrubby monster)
(…The cat was not a scrubby monster. I hope we meet again.)
(…Lulu is infinitely cuter than this cat)
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Hercules & Love Affair
Lauren, if I could move at an acceptable rate I would have requested this as a speed walk the promenade jam.
boogie boogie boogie boogie
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lulu ripped down my curtains in a fit of rage
she’s moving to LA in 10 days
she said
“IM GONNA MISS U BITCH”
i heard it..
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December travel:
Los Angeles
Florida
Chicago
touching back in NYC between all three.
ayiyiyiyikes.
also, look.
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Throughout the year I email myself a list of a books that I want to request for Christmas time.
This year the list is pretty short (pricey though).
This is the main one that I want.
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Here are things that are true about me:
I fuck my back up about once a year
When I fuck my back up I can’t stand up, walk, get out of bed, or lift my arms.
When I fuck my back up I feel really really sorry for myself.
Is it TMI to say that I started crying in the bathroom this morning and Lauren almost had to help me out? Jesus.
So whine whine whine: I fucked my back up last night and then did two super physical shows. The shows were fun though, it was worth it.
Today I get to weep to myself in bed. Good thing I brought a pile of scripts home from work last night so I don’t feel like a total smudge.
The End.
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i love surprises
And I was so surprised tonight!
My friends are great.
They set up a night for us at The Creek and I was expecting to do an improv show and hang out, but lo and behold:
The Story Pirates performed a story I wrote when I was 9 years old, called “Three freinds in California” [sic] and I had no idea they would be there. I cried harder than when the bus moves on Extreme Home Makeover.About 15 fabulous Chicago improvisers were secretly invited and we did a super fun set together.
M.A.D. did a hilarious set as well.
Boys Club ended the night with some ridiculous nonsense and it was just the best time ever. I’m hoarse.
My friends are amazing. I am going to miss New York.
This happened and it was fun. My roommate is moving away. Barf.
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